#ooc

later you 🙂

Well, 5m of lunch left.

Oh, I hope Queen Bess insists on SOMETHING.

It's his -Duty-. *sniff Derynwydd would understand.

And, of course, if he weren't talking to/turned towards Bess he'd be at the Jester's side in a heartbeat.

*sigh* *zoom*

aw

EPIC TROLL RAP BATTLE

?

Sorry, other PBEM

ahhh

Okay, it is probably more fitting to put it in a more dignified boast and drink contest but somehow my whimsy took over and it became sad rap battle style parody

DAY-UMMM!

Though I didn't look closely at the subject line, and I was wondering why somebody was yelling about Fir Bholg in the middle of EarthRunes Carnival.

ha!

Yo, YO, My name is Vince and though I'm the king
I'll be the prince of your jungle Fling
I'm the mane event, and don't you be denyin'
My raps are off the chain, cuz' I'm the Numba One Lion...

blink Uh-oh.

I can just see Vince and Necro facing off.

Vince would win by virtue of greater charisma score I think 😉

Okay, fair. tugs the mic cord, making the mic wiggle under his paw

Shalimar is so having the local nockers work on a laser pointer that plays 'What's new Pussy Cat' as it lights

I came this close to having a lady dress in a mouse's outfit come up and pluck a fake thorn from his hand

Ha! Oh, that's nice.

"My dear lady mouse... if it's a prick you seek..."

(Too much? :D)

LOL! Not at EarthRunes, it's not.

(prick of a thorn, you dirty birds!)

(guttersnipes! wastrels!)

(Slugabeds?)

Vince probably is getting flirted with outrageously by some of the staff, to varying degrees. He's new, likable, and good looking and as far as they know single.

Or at the very least, apparently available. 🙂

Well, true. You can bet the Truthbranches have many admirers, but at least for some of the commoner kith there's this "already hooking up with..." mixed with "Out of my league" vibe.

Smart commoners. 😉

You can bet Gideon thinks Sparrow and Coradel are both breath takiingly inspirational. Heck, Stevie would make a play for August, but gideon's social dynamics warned him that might fly poorly and he warned her.

Still, Stevie is thinking of just asking Coradel "Would you be offended if I tried to???"

Ooohhh...interesting conversation. Not sure if it's one to have while Coradel's playing the fool....

Though maybe.

Oh no. Jesters are too easy to abuse, and Stevi is mostly Seelie. You don't tell a lady you'd like her man when she has to put up with it. That's yellow bellied

Yeah, I agree.

Although an argument could be made that to have that conversation when there can be no retribution for the suggestion that might be taken poorly...

I need to get to a die roller. Because I just had an awful evil thought.

/roll 3d10