Saw a female comedian who said that as a married woman, Valentine's Day is like her trophy hunt. Something like "He needs to give me a gift or take me out, not just to prove he loves me. I know he does and it's wonderful to be reminded. But also so I can go into work the next day and lay the proverbial 12 point buck down and pound my chest like a female tarzan telling the single women to enjoy their 'haha freedom'"