#ooc

night

*Cackles at Zara's predicament*

To be matched only by 1122's 'eggplant' report when she was paralyzed and couldn't get away....

I missed that one!

Oh, that was a good one. Zara was paralyzed, 1122 lept into action and went to the Uncles to get help! Tipping and tapping them, wakey wakey!

.... Each Uncle, however, thought the other was was nudging and tickling in the middle of the night.... and well....

*ahem* 🍆

They did not come to the rescue.

....

And then 1122, having watched this very odd bunk, came back and told Zara all about it. While she couldn't move or stop him.

*bows*

It was simultaneously one of the best, and worst, things I've ever done.

oy

hahahaahaa

*grinning*

shady enjoys tormenting the teenager

Awww.....

Zara migh be gregarious, but there are limits

Oh yes.... OH yes.

some things are private

There's a time you got to grow and know about the Facts of Life, the facts of life... Mrs Garret was such a boggan

honestly, she was stressed out by just having to talk about what happened with the kdinapping not once, but twice

let alone intimate matters, Mom.

fun to watch in the third person though

Mrs. Garret WAS a boggan, yes.

And hey, bright side? At least the talk is -over- now.... and it wasn't with Aaron.

Oh yeah... Aaron's talk would have been good. A rustle of newspaper, a grunt, and a shake of the head. then a point to Zara's mother to see her 😉

then earl drops by to find Aaron is cleaning a gun.

An Uncle-enhanced gun.

It kills you and upholsters the corpse.

Yep!

Ok, chased down 2 doc referrals, 2 loaves of banana bread in the oven.... need to do one more.

Doing a basic banana bread, a peanut butter banana bread, and a walnut banana bread.

That's a lot of bread.

Freezes well.

Did breakfast sandwiches and burritos yesterday.

Also preping for fun Superbowl dinner next Sunday. I get off when the game starts, but figure even with an hour to get home, dinner can be ready quick if I'm prepp'd.

Damn you people.

We're not really into football but it's just fun.

All I want to do now is play games.

Not foopball

*tuuuuuuuggg*

State of the Uniom.

*facepalm*

Stape of the Uniom!

I <3 Obvious Plant

HA!

Toss up between Snakesgiving and Bearded Drago for pres.