#ooc

*raises hand* I am allowing a misunderstanding here.

Not to let it get too far. *G*

Oh, niece is at a phase where she doesn't want to comb hair

lies about it

"Thing2, did you clean your room?"

"Yes."
"Ok, let me check your work."
"Don't look in the closet!"

Son.......

hahaha

Okay, what's the exact way August is misunderstanding, here? I can't read it.

"Put the scissors down do not play with them" later kid is cutting paper with supersharp NOT kid scissors "I told you not to play with those " "I'm not playing, I'm making" ...niece then cuts herself

I think August thinks she's already been sleeping with people?

“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”

YES

Yes, if it was MY kid I might have been cool with that.

Sorry. That kid is going to be a lawyer when she grows up , or a criminal... not sure which

BTW, McIntyre's "Dentist" bit is TOTALLY WORTH WATCHING.

"Here, my copy of Swimsuit imaginated mag. Every guy I ever CONSIDERED sexy" "It's... like 20th century phone book" "I'm Fiona"

OOF.

Totally. Oh gosh, that would be guys, gals...a wide variety.

There's the story from Samhain, the one from the copy machine.

OH yes.....

ha

.....as much as I wanna be team Cora, I sorta side with August

well, Coradel is only telling half the story for some reasonable reasons, but it does mean he's got an imperfect view

Ture!

True.

Lord, if Shalamar were there. "I confess, but Sir August I only did it because she could teach me how to please you"

I wanna know!

I am not sure that would help, Shal....

Oh right.

I am so lost

this was PBEM stuff?

Yep

I'm a bit lost too, actually. I mean, I know what he's referring to, but I'm not sure what connection he's making.

I think it's clear now....

*Lifts hand* I will say now that August's perception might be a bit colored by recent events.

I wanna know who she slept with!

GET A NUMBER.

The build a bear's name is...

She's offered to tell him, if he agrees not to hurt him.

Seems reasonable

Oh, THAT part of Fiona fosterage

"Part of... part... AGGHH!" He hits the tree he leans against and then clutches his hand. "FIONA!"

KHHHAAAAANNNNNN

Ha

Yep

His daughter was fostered Fiona...

YEP.