#ooc

Yup, a plum. And although her coveralls might make it difficult to notice for others, Necropsis would see that Tweak's developed a definite baby bump.

Ha. So if he notices it openly and struts, will he live?

He will. She'll grumble, and complain of headaches, and the occasional bad dizzy spell, but...aw, fuck, even she knows she's glowing.

"YO CRAWLEY? Where my goggles, man? What th'fuck you do with my goggles, man, I like those things... aw shit... no, not cryin', not now....."

*Sniffles*

"Man, I just want my goggles back...."

"Senora Tweak, they are by the vise grips"

"Aw Fuck, Crawley??? Now even the baby slugs are lookin' cute!!!"

Ha

((aaannnnddd....scene))

You're both fired.

*Laughing*

Suffice to say he will still dote on her and bury his compassion and love under a strong coating of macho bullshit

Hey, it's the baby slugs that started this whole thing. glares at a certain sentimental spider

And now for the drunken Pooka Karoke version of "She's having my baby"

Hell, Mitra would offer to help Tweak with THAT. "I can dictum him to go to his room anytime you want."

ahahahaha

"Tempting, Moony. Fuckin' tempting."

Of course, the conglomerate co-op will be oopening whole new industries in maternity gear

Yeah, she's been getting a lot of crafters coming up to her with "brilliant" creations for the expectant mom and new baby. Some of it's making her understand why some people are wary of nocker-craft.

The one she will LOVE will be the 'DCHTT Dispenser ware' but that comes later

DCHTT...I'm afraid.

Crudely put, it's the 'Daddies Can Have Tits Too' a female nocker made it. It is meant to allow men to breast feed. The nocker who made it sees no flaws in it yet. Strap that on to Nec, and sure he may complain later about sensitivities and shit but you know, that's just a sign it's dead on

TAKE MY DAMNED MONEY, NOW!!!!

Not a big seller with the guys for some reason, and she's really not sure why

*laughing*

mutter ...ain' gonna fuckin' stick me with all th' goddam three a.m. feedings...

If she tells Necropsis he can use formula instead of the DDCHTT, he will gladly get up at 3 instead of

"That shit ain't right and I don't know why the #### you bought it! Crime aginst man and god, baby. You know it is!"

"Yeah, fine, whatever. First time you shirk, I got this thing under lock-n-key, ready t' go."

Clearly worth every Peso just for that bargaining power alone 🙂

SERIOUSLY.

Oh, earlier tonight I hit the 50000 mark

for nanowrimo

I still have to finish the darn story, but a lot of pressure off now

yay!

WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!

Thank ye.

wOOt!

Next time I may try that fantasy romance thing and then wince as it all goes wrong. I veer too much to comedy. The heroine is likely to strangle the guy stealing her homeland to death with a corset.

He never saw it coming....as it were.

And she won't stay properly fastened to a rail road track.

*Shakes fist * Damn you Rami and Whedon! Xena and Buffy have ruined certain tropes for me.!

Poor Sparrow. Between the news of Sylvi and Amalia here she may feel a bit down.

Sorry, didn't intend to be part of a one-two punch!

Well, arguably 'I' did both.

Sylvi provided plenty of material to work with, though.

That's okay. Amalia is in a bit of a panic herself. She's been to the mexican equivalent of charm school and here she's screwed up and hurt someone's feelings

Well, she sort of managed to stomp around a bit...

I think Amalia is about ready to flee