Noblisse O’ Bastards: A Nocker's Guide to Types of Elves
As you sort through the book, you may find you wish you had a Nocker to English dictionary, but, once you get past the cursing and technoglamour jargon, it’s actually not that hard, it’s all a matter of which House you want insight on
Ailil- You never heard of them? That’s not too surprising, these furkers are, from what I can grasp, related to House Eiluned. Their colors are Black and Silver too, with a dragon on it, isn’t that muy macho? Apparently, where some other Houses are warriors, lovers, sorcerers, or what have you, THESE guys are Politicians. Naturally, with that said, it should come as no surprise it’s an Unseelie House.
Oh, they’re smoother than lubricant or the runs from dirty water all right. They speak of how they’ve been cheated of their rightful “half of the year”, one moment, then turn around and tell you they’re here to free you from Seelie Oppression the next. It’s amazing, I think the blessing the Dreaming gives them must be the ability to talk out of both sides of their mouths at once, and send completely different furkin messages. Worse thing is, you find yourself believing it.
They’ve got a serious hate on for Gwydion, say the falcons plan to kill them, I know, a lot of you out there are thinking, “Wouldn’t that be nice? One House of snobs gets undone by wiping out another obnoxious House. Huzzah!” but I’m taking it with a grain of salt, sounds like a #$#$ sympathy ploy to me. Besides, I’m not sure they don’t deserve it. These sons of bitches are so arrogant; they make House Gwydion look almost humble. You heard me, they can’t admit when they’re wrong, and, if you prove it, they get ‘nasty’. I know all sidhe are full of themselves, but these guys take it to extremes.
My advice in dealing with them? Eiluned and Ailil have one thing in common, you can always tell when they’re trying to use you, their lips move. Of course, if you disbelieve everything they say, they’ll catch on, and start saying something they want you to disbelieve. Best bet is just assume some how, some way, they’re yanking you around. If one pisses you off, inform your local Seelie Houses they’re in the territory, let them earn those holds they swiped. Conversely, if you end up liking one, fine and dandy, but make sure any Oath you enter with them has a loophole, cuz I assure you, the ones they take already will.