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September 22nd, 2017
earldebuke 10:38pm
Noblisse O’ Bastards: A Nocker's Guide to Types of Elves

As you sort through the book, you may find you wish you had a Nocker to English dictionary, but, once you get past the cursing and technoglamour jargon, it’s actually not that hard, it’s all a matter of which House you want insight on
Ailil- You never heard of them? That’s not too surprising, these furkers are, from what I can grasp, related to House Eiluned. Their colors are Black and Silver too, with a dragon on it, isn’t that muy macho? Apparently, where some other Houses are warriors, lovers, sorcerers, or what have you, THESE guys are Politicians. Naturally, with that said, it should come as no surprise it’s an Unseelie House.

Oh, they’re smoother than lubricant or the runs from dirty water all right. They speak of how they’ve been cheated of their rightful “half of the year”, one moment, then turn around and tell you they’re here to free you from Seelie Oppression the next. It’s amazing, I think the blessing the Dreaming gives them must be the ability to talk out of both sides of their mouths at once, and send completely different furkin messages. Worse thing is, you find yourself believing it.

They’ve got a serious hate on for Gwydion, say the falcons plan to kill them, I know, a lot of you out there are thinking, “Wouldn’t that be nice? One House of snobs gets undone by wiping out another obnoxious House. Huzzah!” but I’m taking it with a grain of salt, sounds like a #$#$ sympathy ploy to me. Besides, I’m not sure they don’t deserve it. These sons of bitches are so arrogant; they make House Gwydion look almost humble. You heard me, they can’t admit when they’re wrong, and, if you prove it, they get ‘nasty’. I know all sidhe are full of themselves, but these guys take it to extremes.

My advice in dealing with them? Eiluned and Ailil have one thing in common, you can always tell when they’re trying to use you, their lips move. Of course, if you disbelieve everything they say, they’ll catch on, and start saying something they want you to disbelieve. Best bet is just assume some how, some way, they’re yanking you around. If one pisses you off, inform your local Seelie Houses they’re in the territory, let them earn those holds they swiped. Conversely, if you end up liking one, fine and dandy, but make sure any Oath you enter with them has a loophole, cuz I assure you, the ones they take already will.
earldebuke 11:04pm
The Right of Safe Haven

On the lighter note, I will turn no one away unless I deem said person a threat to the Dreamers or other Kithain/Kinain of this Hold or the Hold itself. I grant hospitality to even the Oath broken, snub them if you like, but I will not send them out into the Winter to fade. Worldly violence is not permitted, though I’m not so foolish as to think a mere scrap of paper will prevent that. Come in peace, follow the Escheat, and be welcome. Should you need more than the traditional three days and nights, let me know. Even if space is more limited than you think, I will surely try to arrange something. Me Casa su Casa.

The Right of Demesne:

Oh, don’t panic, I’m not going to expect a ‘Your Excellency’ or ‘Most Honorable’ out of your lips every five minutes. It can get tedious for both of us. If you are more comfortable with a lack of titles, and no ‘official Court’ matter is going on, by all means, we can dispense with them. On the other hand, I know how hard some strive to live up to their titles, if you disturbs you not to have your title used, by all means, kindly let us know, and I will try to accommodate, though I will not force the untitled to comply if no Court is in session. This is supposed to be a carefree place in most regards, and Pooka try hard enough to get the rest of us to understand without adding to their stress level by forcing thees and thous.

Now, one thing I would like is respect or at least a good semblance of it. Mutual preferably. One can say ‘Your Excellency’ like a curse, or snidely, or ‘Yo, dude’ with a warm and kind manner. Guess whom I’m likely to consider throwing out of those two examples? Good guess.
earldebuke 11:05pm
The Right of Life:


Chimerical weapons only please, at least once you enter the Fairy’s Wheel. While it’s a nasty world we live in, keep your guns, your stainless steel mortal Katanas (Where DO you keep those things? It must be painful) and explosives out of most of the Hold, all right? This is no insult to your skills or ethical standards; merely the best way to practice ‘Gun Safety’ is not to have on in the room.

As a whole, I prefer life to death, admittedly, I’m judging something without even trying it, but them’s the breaks. If you absolutely must duel with someone, let me know, if I find it has just cause, something that still satisfies honor will be arranged. Then you and your foe can bash each other to your heart’s content.

One last note on this tenet, the Escheat says no Fae blood is to be spilled. I thus consider Kinain, who do have Fae blood, albeit mixed with mortal, also protected by it.

The Right of Rescue:

Does anyone really need me to state my opinion on this one? If a Kithain is endangered, or a Kinain, valued treasure, Dreamer, or even a Chimerical Friend, of course we’ll go to their aid. Mind you, there are exceptions.Some have been found guilty by other Courts, or are a threat to the Dreaming themselves. I won’t re-enchant a kin slayer.

The Right of Ignorance:

You’ll notice mortals sometimes get into the Freehold’s area, many are Dreamers, all are ‘potiential’’ Dreamers. They are not permitted within the Rath, but outside, I expect you to stay alert. Make sure the mortal in question is enchanted before you speak of our world. While Ardent Harbor has ways of keeping it’s own secrets, a touch of the Mists that work to our advantage, it’s hardly fool proof; i.e. some Fool could get around that.

Think about who you are enchanting as well, a school kid who no one will take seriously is one thing, a respected business man is another. Each fae is responsible for the mortal they enchant.


So, there you have it, punishments vary depending on the severity, as I see it, of the Crime. You may of course petition to a Higher Court, of course, that’s assuming you can somehow get a message while incarcerated in a mad Viscount’s dungeon… just kidding. Actually, their Graces seem to be very busy, good luck if you try and of course, being the Seelie ‘Repay all debts’ sort of fellow I am, I certainly won’t hold any grudges for you attempting to go over my head.



Your Brother in the Dreaming,

Viscount Jude, Lord of Ardent Harbor


P.S. These rules were written long before I married Taelara of House Fiona, but she is Viscountess here, and my partner in rule. Heed her, as you would me... or if I may advise, even more so, she's very good with a sword.