#ooc

Yup. Just because someone reads a bodice ripper doesn't mean she really wants some guy to tear her best top!

But Earl is you know, young, and dumb and full of DeBuke juice

...Zara has gone full yiddish

OH SHIT. Earl, dude, nice to know you.

And he speaks yiddish

*LAUGHING*

"Hey, out of the two of us which of us has worked more with goats?" He falls to the ground as she hits the clasp, and responds in Yiddish (Translated it comes out to) "What, a man can't try to romance a woman? And I make good pay from my fluffy thinking thank you very much"

oh lordy, she's turning into hirim

Can't be. we can still look at her and keep our retinas

BRB

ha

Hirim never hears of this i hope.

NOPE

But oh, she's gonna need flowers.

Yup.

A whole cemetery worth of arrangements.

mmm, cemetery

dead or live? Flowers I mean 🙂

the FLOWERS can be dead

I sense his latest commission is going to the florist

"Hi, I'd like every bouquet of white flowers you have." "Geezus son, did you kill her cat?" "Just ...get them sent to this address please." "This is a cemetary" "Yeah." "Ooookay."

Ok, I think I am mostly settled.

hahah

I'm Earl's player and even I think Zara had a right to slap him, but when the idea for this came up I kept thinking "It's a long shot, and not wise but... a totally Earl thing to try." and finally I had to see how it would go 🙂

heh

D&Co has a lot in common with cats.

And yet I consider myself a dog person 🙂

"Glass of liquid...near ledge. Must..explore splatter pattern" Nudge "oooo"

*L*

Z is forgiving.

Sometimes.

She is!

but I expect he may need to be on good behavior for a while

ohhh yeah

Lord if Clem heard he tried this she's offer to hold him still for Zara to smack again

ha!

Good ol' Clem

*Nod* Yep.

But yeah, Hirim would likely blow up

If Zara was upset, he'd DETONATE.

But after? LAUGH IT UP WITH RATCHET.

I don't care who you are, that shit is funny.

oh yes

This is one to share with Hirim only after the third grandchild.

"I hope you don't take after your father in the brainbox, kiddo." -Hirim to 3rd grandchild "Standing right here"- Earl "Yeah, I made sure of it"-Hirim

Yep.

HA

What you guys have missed is the visual of Earl twirling from his fake noose in circles after the slap