#ooc

Everyone remembers the great Dustbunny exodus of Summer 16

... somehow, I doubt Loksyr would be pleased with a sluagh servant

"Make me dinner!"

heh

Well, sluagh tend to pervert orders out of spite ANYWAY, and then add in a Liege like that....

"Make me a sandwich!" Unaware the sluagh butler has Metamorphosis

Ohhhh yeah

I admit, sluagh are usually the last kith i'd want handling my food for a multitude of reasons 🙂

Agreed

*bats eyelashes* "The liverwurst was carefully aged, look, see? Three kinds of mold spots!"

How delightful!

Willoughby had a nervous breakdown every time he caught Jer in the kitchen. Thea was furious with Jer when he finally got sick of being chased out of the kitchen with a rolling-pin, and told the boggan that he'd licked all the silverware.

Darn near broke Willoughby

How old was willoughby btw? Was he a grump even then?

ahahahaha

Older Wilder, I think, in his 20's. So he'd be....oh, late 30's to low 40's now?

Huh. So HE could have a kid, perhaps even a teenager

Yup, wouldn't be surprised if he or she worked NA, as well.

Unless they were kinain.

Yup. Something to consider. I almost am tempted to play a Boggan wanna be rebel son... "You do everything they say, I'm going to live life MY way" Mixes dad tea, cleans the banister, "I'm going to live on the edge! And not be beholden to anyone... I'm riding to Firnost in my Vespa... and you can't stop me!" Strides out of door...comes back in, "That's gonna need a bit of oil...the squeek sound will bother the countess.. but after that... VESPA "

LOL That would be awesome.

hahaha

like Zara's teenage rebellion, yup

Born to be Mild!

I still occasionally have fun imagining if Z HAD been Janet's kid. Which one would break the other first?

oh lordy

She's so TIMID

and polite

"Why do you have a child in an over sized hamster ball?" "She squirms out of the playpen..."

And indecisive!

Hahah!

Janet would either implode with frustration trying not to yell at Zara, I imagine...or Zara would wilt away into a small speck of nothing at the glares.

But occasionally....

Janet can't have those touching mother-daughter moments with Ice, like she might want.

Well, Janet is def. softer towards her Spiderling

We see a devastated room, it would appear that everything is shot ...wiring sparks... there are holes in the walls... lights blink in and out. A beam seems to have fallen through the floor. Janet is spritzing a fire extinquisher to put the last of the spark out and glaring at Zara "It is not furking all right to hex me just because I took your books away." And zara is cross armed and muttering quietly to herself

Hahahah!

Yup, a Teenaged Moment, that would be.

HA

Zara does explode on occaision

well, book denial might do it 🙂

And yeah, Janet is. Softer, but far from soft. I don't know if she'd even want that, though. I mean, if Ice were the quiet, polite and sentimental bookish sort (like his father at that age) instead of a small glowering bundle of aggressive insecurities.

Well, she and Jer can always try again for a girl next time. *waits for the HELL NO's*

hahahahahaha

Nope, no babies

Janet mostly likes Ice

YOu know that part in Spider-man with toby mcquire playing Peter asking Jonah for a raise? I think there might be a similar reaction "hahaha... oh, you're serious. Get out of here."

*L*

Oddly, I think he and Janet are perfectly suited, without our even trying.