#ooc

Pork was a white, fat hamster that loved only her and bit everyone else.

He used to masturbate a LOT.

I figured he must be evil, so he had to be mine. He was the sweetest thing though. A teddybear hamster.

Hermia, the queen bitch of all hamsters, was also an escape artist and lived foreeevvvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

So did Pork.

He'd let himself out, and I SWEAR that hamster was ten.

It was the masturbation. It kept him going. LOL

We had to keep her aquarium in the bathtub - she could escape it, but not the tub. So she would run around in circles.

When he finally passed away Christmas morning. That's what I think too!

And I'm SERIOUS. He laid on his back and would just go to town with tiny hands.

And she escaped the aquarium less than her bubble-house-thing

Masturbating Hamster is my new Punk Band name

Nice!

I'd also accept Pork the Masturbating Hamster as a Panic! At the Disco cover band.

....I am not going to ask.

I was kidding OoT, but since the subject shifted there I figured 😉

As for Uma and Gisela, they moved around a lot. Finally Ally had to move back in with the parents with her dog and gerbils.

Uma devoured Gisela after a week of being there.

And then died.

I just,...their hamster arms are so tiny, I can't figure out...and then I was like, do I REALLY want to know?

Sad

No

no you don't. The tragedy of boy rodents - so much better in personality, massive, distracting balls.

L He would curl up. And reach down.

Thanks, Fang, for that image.

Welcome!

My boys...they weren't bad..ball wise.

The smell?

Not bad smell wise either. I kept their cage really clean, and I was careful with their diet. They both liked baths too.

And they were cuddle bugs.

Boy rats are so much more mellow than girls

the girls are high-strung.

They liked to sit on my computer keyboard.

I am headed off or a bit...may or may not be back on. smooches all around

OoT -hugs- take care!

Sleep well, OoT

I think Sparrow might be taking a bit of shape...

Good! Didymus knows he's made her nervous and is trying to back off a bit

Yup. Focus-on-the-good, right?

Oh surely.

Hopefully any 'visions' he gets with her will be happy ones 😉

Aw

Well, he sees future, not the past

Though he probably has IDEAS about who or what she is

Oh a few

And going to crash now. night all

Thanks for the play guys. Roto is new too...so its nice to figure her out a bit.

No worries. Folks kindly help me out with my alts all the time

And crash boom

Sorry for poofing, net died