#ooc

Seeya!

I don't want to interrupt play, but if anyone has Hemmy-p on IM, can they offer him my email?

Kay! Who's Hemmy?

A player from waaaaay back. Ran Caer Falken

LOL Oh, yes, we're getting into the Wayback machine for that one.

I remember when he was in EW, pre-Falken

yup

It's Chris, and he only just started getting back involved about two weeks ago, maybe.

Which is when Janet was his vassal.

He tried his best to prevent Ice's existence. 🙂

Noble struggle

That's true.

I mean...gosh 🙂

I know a guy who can paint.....

I would like to point out that Thea tried her best to ENSURE Ice's existence. *Sniff*

I guess Thea.

...."Won"?

Jeff has done his best to prevent Jer ever having MORE Ices.

Jer has been utterly faithful for the past 14 years. If there are any more Ices, Jer would be shocked, too.

...Or there's something Jeff hasn't been telling him about him.

[Satyr dick turned him permagay, Dwight says]

Though that's not how he'd phrase it.

*snerk!*

Oh, that's almost poetry, Dwight....

"Once you go hock, Jeremy."

"You only love... Guys."

Jeff says that's ridiculous. He's fucked plenny of satyrs and still likes boobs.

Hah! There's just something about a well-turned....goat's....ass.....uhm.

Obviously, Janet broke him.

Everybody wants the credit. *sigh, grin*

that's a hell of a flaw in the Nocker produced condoms.

HAH! They work, but when you're done, they start playing, "If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me" as mood music?

*praying* PLEASE let Fluer get a case of the Wanda over Hemmy... PLEASE.... *giggles*

I might Ice.

Nocker condoms:

I don't think Ice getting a case of the Wanda over Hemmy will have the same effect....

They work... Permanently

Urk.

Ack!

Last note to blow Dwight's mind: Jer is Tuehearted to a satyr and has been celibate for years. Figure THAT one out.

That doesn't shock Dwight

He'd be like

"I'll do you one better" and flick ash aside.

"I bet he's still jealous when his partner gets some."

"You made a prophylactic with parts from a chimerical sink..." "Yes." "And you don't think anything bad will happen?" "how could it?" "What about the garbage disposal option?" "Oooo right! Relax, how likely is THAT to kick in?"

HEY

Dwight would actually lose that bet. (But he gets jealous when Jeff cooks for another woman. As Jo can attest.)

(I'm not sure Jo ever actually found out Jer was jealous about that)