#ooc

When she runs for president I am SO trying for an ambassadorship at some cozy tropical beach nation Gleefully rubs hands together 🙂

Yes! Score!!

CC's mind is an odd world at times 🙂

*Flabbergasted**

It's true!

And you have to admit the idea of Frank and Brekke and CC and EBG going bowling is kind of absurdly awesome

My brain is melting.

Bowling shoes in troll sizes have to be a bear

Custom job.

The trolls would probably have the edge...extra strength helps

They could put the bowling ball through the roof. Of the building next door.

Miniature Golf maybe.

With a bowling ball? Bit much, maybe.

Okay, regular golf... the guys could wear those little checkerboard pants

Again, custom jobs.... *L*

Brekke and CC mall shopping!

OH GOD.

Or at a spa

Can't you picture Brekke and CC with little cucumber slices over their eyes?

-NO-

Anyone else?

Awwwh. Jeff approves of a mani-pedi day.

See! Satyrs understand

*face in hands*

Getting the hooves clipped is nice

Surely trolls can appreciate a good horn scrub?

Why does that just look dirty to me?

Tsk.

Okay, now the idea of a boggan running a satyr and troll spa sounds amusing

Wry Well I know where there's a spa.....

Oh, wait, THAT WAS YOUR IDEA!

g They'd take one look at Jeff and go, "OH, honey, this is going to be...this will take a while."

Almost blow-the-coat time of the year.

"Do you prefer a shearing or a plucking?"

The possibilities are mind-boggling.

Ever try to massage a sluagh? HAVE YOU?

Brekke, thank God, Mr. D has lost his damn mind.

ahem Shades has seen me at a spa.... it's not too far off from Brekke's hypothetical experience.

Tooth whitening for redcaps....

Funny thing, it doesn't say WHERE the goat legs have to start. I've had satyrs that have them start below the knees. Magic doesn't care.

I always figured waist or possibly chaps, but....

Extension relaxation therapy for sluagh "It looks like of like a medieval rack used for torture" "It's okay, their ligaments are like tofu"

Meanwhile the Sidhe are out in the lobby going "... nope.... nope... don't need it.... already look like it... nope...."

"HEy, the spa was good to you?" "Oh me? No I was out on patrol...just took my helmet off and my hair always looks like this...rebellion? Why would you join the rebellion? hello?"

Boggans getting their eyebrows styled....

I feel sorry for whoever has to work on nockers... "Yes, miss, I'm sure you COULD create a device that would do my job better...hold still, please miss, I'm trying to reduce the swelling around your knuckles."

Eshus have their own pedicure menu.....

And always seem to know when to leave before you can hint that tips are appreciated