#ooc

(As in, I know you aren't Zara. G Who is totally not into that)

Meanwhile, Clem is about to quiet up a bit. One sidhe has earned her trust. The other not so much

Unfortunately she doesn't know what Balor might do as well as Earl does.

Right?

Earl's making a ranking in his head. 🙂

Worst three so far are Balor, Aesin, and Varich.... but that's probably because he hasn't met many Ailil

Wry Well, his cousin thinks on Ailil's kind of hot so....

Mixer my ass...

Heh

Why it's almost as if you suspect House Ailil heard about this mixer and sent one of it's trolls in order to gather info, instead of just check out beautiful blue ladies

Waves...finally crawls in, slightly traumatized.

*pets 13, says to Mr. D* Um. Crap. Well. Crap.

Hi. 13.

Of course never occurred to Jess or Clem....

what traumatized you?

Never...never...never...get on public transportation when a cheer leading convention is in town.

Oooh. Oh. Oh girl. Oh. *Hugs*

Pro tip, stay out of hotels at that point too.

It's like you were trapped in a TBS nonestop replay of Bring it on?

bows before Mr. D Not worth... we are not worthy....

ten...ten...eleven to thirteen year old girls, and their four 'stage moms'. It was like a bad reality show on TLC.

Eeeeesh

scary!

13, can you provide us with an example of a GOOD reality show on TLC?

For reference.

Truth. There are no good ones.

I don't know what channel stuff is on, because I watch Netflix, but I -am- rather fond of Storage Wars, silly as it is

I think I have little girl ...PTSD...

I'm not going to lie. The idea of Chimerical Cheerleader Nervousa stalking 13 suddenly sounds hilarious

Ha!

But I never knew little girls could be so loud! blinks I know I use to be a preschool teacher, but that was a different sort of noise.

Chances are good you just scared the quiet into your class, 13.

And Mr. D.... *BWAH HAHAHAH!* Nervousa!

Na..I am the kid whisperer. Its an odd sort of talent. I the person where a mom has to use the bathroom so they turn to me and say. "Hey can you watch my kid?" Then they thrust it at me and run. Usually we then end up staring each other down, for the entire time I wait for the parent to return.

Don't they have some sort of hitching post?

Well there you go, the moms just needed to take a potty break.

It's when they run off laughing "I'm Free, I'm FREE" that you should be worried about said moms

Ha!

BTW, from personal experience, you know you're married with kids when, on the rare occasion where you are going out with your SO for some quiet grown-up time together, just the two of you, you look at the other and ask....

"Did you go potty?"

Before leaving and in UTTER seriousness.

At restaurants..I get the baby stare. Meaning kids under the age of three always find me..and stare.

LOL. I can see that.

raises hand I've doneit.

*Pssst to Mr. D* Nightmare wolves!

What about em 🙂

Wyverns are more impressive 😉

Just sayin'. Oh... ARE they....

Also the trolls would have to share credit for the nightmare wolves

As well they should.