#ooc

Stubborn Nocker vs. Troll -- cage match!

"....Ice, tell me you didn't kill someone"

"Hey, Earl, you wanna handle this? Thanks!"

y'know, not committing homicide is a LOW BAR

It really is.

"You didn't violently end a sentient being's life today! Gold star!"

Well, since meeting him, that bar has steadily been becoming a game of Limbo.

Since who meeting him-who?

Since Janet met Ice, her expectations-bar.

From, "Maybe he'll be a doctor or lawyer!" ....to, "Maybe he's not so bad....secretly..." ...to "You didn't kill anyone! That's my boy!"

Yeeeeup

*nod* Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Small wonder EBG wants to help.....

...Which one? G

Well, but, but Dria's of greater interest.*G*

....Ice is better looking?

Okay, fair point.

Janet was pretty "for a nocker"

ohhh, Shady, did you see the pics I found for Z?

I did!

And I concur, not that you need me to.*G*

Well, to lower her app, give her acne or something. 😛

Meh. Slouching, hair in face, stuttering...

(Janet is still pretty, I contend. EBG agrees. Two out of three players agree.)

Oh, EBG finds Janet entirely charming! As she is aware.

...As the entire Freehold is aware.

ha

*chuckle*

Did 'the Talk' actually happen, you think, Catnik? The one where she squicked out Ice?

Ooo???

HA

yes

oh my yes

It was sort of a what-if back and forth we did, that I have learned not to take as 'set' until agreed, and do you want to tell her, or shall I?

PLEASE someone tell me.....

Well. You know. Ice sees Janet being beset by EBG and charming sidhe, and....well. She's been out of touch for a long time, and she already made ONE mistake. Right?

*nod* Keep going, BRB

(at SIXTEEN)

So, you know. He thought he might be a little helpful. Help the old Grump out, kind of, you know, remind her what's out there since the 'old days' when things were safer...

Yes. G At sixteen.

So obviously, she needs the reminder.

And being his mother, obviously she's never had sex since having him. Ever.

Might have forgotten what it is. Because, you know, Mom.

I come in on the most interesting conversations

It gets better. I found her response.

Janet: Hey, did you know that syphilis looks like little corkscrews? They spiral through your brain matter!

(....I suspect she may have decisively ended the conversation RIGHT there.)

(With descriptive hand gestures, it's a teaching moment...)

(OH yes.)

And I can imagine the look on his face, too.