#elsewhere

Elsewhere...

So, August finds himself being attacked.. okay, approached by LEonora "Did you find out who here friends at college are?"

"We needn't worry about that element." he says gravely "It's not a concern."

"Oh..." A long thought 'Oh? She.. she doesn't have college friends?"

He clears his throat. "Ah... apparently not."

"So! It is only our own we need to involve. I'm sure her host's parents will wish some time with her, of course, but equally understand if she wishes to celebrate with her friends."

"Oh" She ponders

"Well, mmm while I'm sorry to hear she does't have college friends, it does let us have fun with the options at play"

"you could be the sexy college professor she seduces, or maybe her tutor to bring her Gpa up, so she tutors you in... other things" She says archly

"Ahhhh...." he goes flaming red "She told you?"

"nooo.." pleased "but what DID she tell you?"

"T-tell me? About what?"

"Well, you said 'she told you?' and I said no.. so, told me about what?" She clarifies

"Ah. Ah. Ahhh... you suggested, ah, playing and seemed, ah, very specific....."

"So.. I guessed right... does she know about the plan?"

"P...plan?" he looks utterly lost.

"the plan to do a colllege themed celebration for her??"

"Ah!" a lightbulb "I don't know if she knows. I didn't tell her."

"Okay." She says "Whew. Forr a moment I thought we were on completely different planets"

"I was getting concerned myself." he admits.

"Happens" She kisses him on the cheek "So... sexy professor or brainy tutor in her class?"

"Ah. I thought, perhaps, just, ah.....dressed? I really haven't any idea how to dress as a -sexy- professor or brainy tutor....."

"Herer, let me show you some ideas..." She breaks out her phone

"Ah." he looks.

Examples from tv and movies flicker by

"Oh, ah, no, I ah.... I don't think I could, ah, pull that off. As it were."

"Are you kidding? you're sexy and brainy as hell"

His blush is not abated. "Ah. Thank you."

"Here.. here's some soft porn examples.. this one is from a film called Jigglygun's island... even the skipper is sexy in this parody"

"Oh, ah, no, that's, .... not, ah, really my style, is it."

"the heck it isn't.... you did something to me like the Professor here in Scene 3"

It is possible his hair is going to catch fire.

"Goodness, that's adorable.. look, you don't have to engage wih her over the graduation podium, but a sexy nerd costume would look good on you"

A sigh. "I don't have one." he points out.

"Not a problem. We have Vashti"

He swallows. "We do?" he does not seem reassured.

"We do!" A smile "She has your measurremets" A beat "Even in the crotch"

He puts his face in his hands.

A smile "Oh you'll be fie"

Fine*

He gives her a soulful look.

"Adorable. Just trust me" A pa on his arm

He nods dutifully.

"Now... about the food..."

"College themed?" He's -trying-.

"Salsa, Ramen, lots of junk food available to go with the full meal"

"And, ah, what would that meal entail?"

"Working on it" She ponders

"TACOS!" she grins

He startles! "Tacos?"