"Well, no... but I figured I'd wing it. Squire during earlier wilder years, and then we see. I help you out, keep your weapons polished, maybe slay a monster for you when you're too busy and I'm all trained and outfitted. Eventually women could come to adore me, because, you know, Fiona hold, and I'd probably rebel dramatically for the sake of a young lady who you didn't trust but I did... really cool stuff from there, but in the end you'd have my back wether I was right and she had a heard of gold all along, or you were and she actually was a feme fatale plant"