The fellow turns out "Please, good trees! Bring out your dead Brethren, and if any of you feel too old to carry on, you too may leap into the pulper! Please, kindly tell me what kind of book you'd like to be turned into! Those of you that remember me know I gave your fathers and their fathers before them fine choices! Romance, Fantasy, Thrillers, and Dramas! Comedies, Tragedies! And more! Perhaps you prefer to be non fiction, a teacher of beasteries as the mortal world will know it? Or histories? WHich I guess would make you history-trees! Ha.. ah sorry that one never gets old! Bring out your dead! Let them be read!"