"thou has bzzt bzzt bzzted when others have duties and tasks and oh romps that could get them slain. Insistently persistent, and restraint resistant" she twangs a rope, "Thou are as constant as the northern star with no dimmer switch. One thou would succor might indeed enjoy they company in these trying times, but she is at haven and as much here to console me as she is to wring doom out of tea leaves. She tied me up you see, and all I did was tether her... sibling games. Ah, but oh no I said too much. I thought to myself, self I thought, this young man is of some fondness to her, she perhaps wants him on a bench. SO.. at great risk, I did arrange for your staycation here in rural climes despite the cannibals. Alas, she who I wanted to give a surprise for is deep in consultation, as we all know genteel ladies do not need to use the privy. Comprehend? "