"Aww, adorable. I always wanted twins, but my wife threatened me with a Moob8ter or whatever that device is called and I decided maybe no." He looks at her, "Tell you what, I'm a total stranger to you, but my kids are old enough and big enough to let them run wild. If you like, for the next three hours, I can watch your twins either here at my house, or at your place. Which ever makes you feel safer about a stranger. The first one is on the house. Then if you still want to do this trade, we do it. You look like you need some wilder time."