She gives him a grin and finger-wiggle-wave, then trots up onto the stage. Taking the microphone, she calls out, "In honor of my first song for tonight, all cider on draft is half price for the next half hour!"
A wink down to Dover Joe, and she starts a spritely tune.
"I'll tell y'all a story that happened to me
One day as I went out to Jersey by the Sea
The sun it was bright and the day it was warm
Says I, 'A wee pint wouldn't do me no harm'
I went to the barman, I says give me a stout
Says the barman, "I'm sorry, the beers all sold out!
Try whiskey or vodka, ten years in the wood-"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good..."