#bergen_county

Jonas watches his babies, doing his best not to let his irritation show on his face. He is back from work, paid the sitter, and tending to the children with all the love his his paternal heart

But some days he'd like to grab Siv by her horns and shake her a bit.

As for Piper, well, she NEEDS her music time and will learn when she gets back, which hopefully will be soon.

"I love your mothers dearly" he tells both babies, "But some days, they drive your dadda a bit crazy. Can you say 'Da Da'?" If he can get them to learn that word first, it will be a triumph AND a bit of petty victory of the moms he won't even feel bad about.

Valr opens his little mouth, as if ready to say just that...

then promptly fills his diaper.

Jonas blinks as the diaper's lining changes hue to announce 'message for you sir' sans arrow.

"Figures" he says more bemused than anything.