"Dude, EVERY Guy wants to be that guy that's SO sexy, that he can turn the unturnable. And to be fair, t here are girls who see a gay guy and figure if they can 'flip him' it will be like the gold medal trophy of seduction olympics... and BOTH are wrong and .. a bit stupid if not cruel to try. Now, We satyrs? As a rule, we put the PAN in Pansexual. But right now, your ONLY chance score with Sparrow is ask Jonas if he can change your twinkie into a donut and even then you might not be Sparrow's pref. So far as I know...she's into women, only women, and you .. no, that's not fair to you WE have to respect that. "