#bergen_county

he might imagine he sees an aluminum gleam

Unable to contain himself, Adam pops out of the car, just for a better, closer look.

Adam sneaks closer, not quite going in, but.. oh wow, there's a can man in there! with a shot gun! A chimera

Adam makes sure to stay back, and act like he can't 'see' the can man.

The figure walks by on.. some patrol. He seems to keep track of spills, and near thefts. While others don't see him. He does have interactions with even the mortal world, sort of.

For example, he kicks the self check out machines, causing them to go on the blink so folks have to use the cashiers "You can thank me for your Paycheck this week"

Adam keeps an eye on it for a little bit, thoughtful.

That's when Bruce Campbell's Soup whips the gun around and points it at him on the other side of the window "Boom"

Adam backs off, slowly.

"So you CAN see me," Bruce Campbell's Soup says "Either you're noticing the manly jawline, in which case you're barking up the wrong tree sugar face.... or you're noticing the boomstick. Let me lay down the law for you, sonny. Shoplift, you get so much lead in your ass, Exlax makes it sound like an anvil is coming out of your back door. But play it straight, and I'll protect you like a tiger protecting her cubs. "

"I don't shoplift." Adam response, slightly muffled from the other side of the glass. "Just wanted to know what was going on."

"Best you leave this until you've got hair on your chest, Cubbie. Suffice to say we had a FLBPWCI, and leave it at that."

"That's Fruit Looting By Primate With Canine Intrusion" He says as an aside