#bergen_county

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A narrator with no fucking neck appears...

"And SO..." he explains to the fourth wall, "The trap was planned for the odious and deviant Elegan of Eiluned! "

"The girls, though they might prefer the term women or ladies, determined they would not sacrifice their new haven to him... for the tower had turned out to be an excellent spot for privacy, conspiracy, and ice cream"

"Rather, a location was chosen at the edge of Teaneck and Bergen, so his confusion might still be certain... as he came upon the letter he could not identify. It would prove," A brow raise, a looong pause

"his undoing" Finally!

and we look upon the scene, Elegan looks troubled. He is trying to guess which of the girls would come to the location of a former gloaming. A deserted bowling alley? Hardly seems romantic, and yet, well... there is a ribbon on the door in

"Love?" His voice says through the door "Are you in there?" Ah, clever Eiluned, no names

The girls there mutter in surprise, unsure who should speak up. "We'll give ourselves away" "Well, I don't want to do it" whisper whisper

Sylvi whispers, "Just...somebody gimmix the door to open."

Dag nudges the pooka. "You go, get him to talk."

Sylvi nods rapidly. "Even better."

GULP "Lovely"

Dag gets her phone, setting it to record.

And the gimmix swings the door open

and in comes Elegan "Ah, very dark" He flips a switch, but nothing.. only candle light

(The girls actually have light ready to go on ,but wanted it out of his reach)

Annnndddd... recording, yes.

"Hello?" he says again...

as he closes, Terriane moves forward "Hey, it's your favorite..."

A grin "Terri...when I saw your note I had to come, " he says

In the darkness, Valerie fights a scowl, which in trollish translates to Must Control Fist of Death a reminder to herself

Sylvi reaches out to touch Gerd's shoulder: Wait.

"You know how some pook girls lie? Not me..." Terriane says and moves with him

Frances frowns as she NOW can see him interacting with another. She reacvhes out and takes Luci's hand for support

"Oh not you" he jokes lightly "So you're ..wanting what I want.. to make tonight, truly special?"

Terianne nods, and pretends to be wholly smitten, she almost vamps a bit... "I pretended I had a unicorn, in fact..." She presses against him, "I'm too wild for that ride. You so kinky, I loaooothe it"

Nadeen nods in the shadows approvingly. So does Siv. Did they coach the girl? Did Sylvi?

Terianne seems to be mastering method acting at the moment, that's for sure.

"Out of all of them, you were not the one I expected to be ..." He says "Into more than vanila. I like chocolate too."

A nod "Must be why you like Gerd," The pooka says "Goth girls are so sexy, or is it that you want to fudge Frances ripple? She seems vanila, more fun for you? WILLLD" Pressing against him... if he THOUGHT about her questions he might do better before

"Oh you're all hot in your way, Gerd's not as dark as she pretends, but she's ready to learn and Jenner's hands.. I could teach her how to use those and.." Only then does he seem to realize what he said "Ah."

And that's when Sylvi quietly moves to close the door behind him, shutting him in the very dark room with unknown others.

"Ah, what the hell?"

The lights come on.. and he finds himself in a circle of women he's been two timing!

And their backup.

Sylvi gestures for Dagmar to join her to guard the door while the others have their say.

Dagmar guards, phone still quietly recording from her pocket - less obvious to Elegan that way.

"Look I don't know what you think you heard, but ... " He says

"Jerk" Frances sneers.

"Asshole" Valerie decides Jerk isn't enough

Jennifer says "You thought you'd get away with it"

Gerd says "You're in deep, now, Elly. We've been talking....and compared notes"

Sylvi whispers to Dagmar, "He outranks everybody here but you. Might need that."

"Bet he don't know about me yet."

Sylvi nods, but keeps a close watch on the proceedings.

"I was talking about how my boyfriend was a lame kisser, but a nice guy" Gerd says

Valerie nods "And I remember how the guy I was dating sucked like a cold fish for lips"

Sylvi snickers quietly at that.

"Hey, that's not true... I taught some of you how to kiss" He insists