"Twice a day, this stone can produce a cake - the further you are from a place of glamour, the simpler it will be. It's been years since I've gone on a quest into the Dreaming Proper, but the further in you go, the richer, fancier, more ornate it will get. But even in a chilly zone, you'll get a good and hearty biscuit, and each cake will keep a fae going - from Never to Troll, even, for an entire day. Heard it told that that Tolkien fellow cribbed his idea for elf-bread from stories of Bakers Stones, or similar results."
"Now me? I know it will never take the place of the products of my own hands." She puts said hands on her hips and nods. "But it certainly does no good HERE in a drawer, now does it?"