"Ballet, huh? On them little chicken-claws? Well, I'd rather see the fighting and the joust. How often can you watch someone get impaled?" Well, maybe that's not the point, but you can always hope.
"Naw, Dirk carried you. Well, mostly, I think there's a trail where you got dragged a bit. He said that cookie would make you better." She pokes at a bruised spot with a jabbing finger. "Did it work, or was that some sort of hoax?"