#anywhere

"I can't believe you made me put my guns away. " Tifffany says.

"There's a NOCKER In the House now" Sally Mae says

"So your'e saying it could be educational?" The pooka wags.

"What if she SHOT herself?" Sally Mae says.

"That would be a very important lesson." Tiffany grins and wags harder.

"Did you.. just use me for a Pratchett rip off?" Sally Mae says.

The English Springer Spaniel pooka nods

Sally Mae sighs

Then says "No guns in the house right now until we're sure"

Tiffany mutters "decrease the surplus population, save the planet... but noooo" grabs the last of what could be called ammo to put it way in a safe location the kids don't know about it.

....yet.

Dun dun gun!