The Satyr poo poooed, "Please, my dear lad. You have hidden talents waiting to be honed, and while she might not be the one who appreciates them, some lady somewhere you'd surely bo...bring some joy to." He coughs "Give me a few days, to put you through a few paces, to show you how YOU, can get a woman's heart racing. I've turned choir boys into sex machines.. ohyes, i's true. And if I could help him... I can help you."