"I'm a good helper-forgetterer, too. Like, when Kerri forgets how many cookies were in the jar, or when I take naps behind the chair and get to forget what time is bedtime. I can help them forget the ouches. Like, I can do tricks and then they laugh and it doesn't hurt. Oh. Unless they got hammered in the ribs, like with a BIG hammer, and then they shouldn't laugh none."